Jazz Traitor T-shirt
"Today he plays Jazz.
Tomorrow he betrays his country."
Stalin: The Court of the Red Tsar
Before jazz was corrupted into muzak for call-centres and elevator men, it enjoyed its rightful status as a corruptor of young minds.
Sure, a bit of swing must seem like good clean fun. But we all know that it’s a downward spiral of drugs, fast-women, and free-will. Join the struggle today to rid the world of this evil.